Weird Sentences (WARNING)

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Weird Sentences (WARNING) Oct 8, 2012 9:34:02 GMT -5

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Post by Lucky-Tiger on Oct 8, 2012 9:34:02 GMT -5

Okay so i have possibly the weirdest life ever, so i hear lots of weird sentences. These are a few of them:
1. You butt monkey. -I was called this
2. No his name is pickle -My friend S's little sister said this
3. Why would you mix coke with cherry coke? -Boyfriends are stupid...
4. YOUR A KETCHUP MURDERERERERER! -My friend S murdered a ketchup pack thing
5. Who shoved a porcupine up your butt. -Some 5 year old asked me that
6. Jackbutt whole... BUTT! -I was cursing with my mom at a stupid driver
7. Linda puked in the bathroom... it smelled like banannas -I have no words...
8. Dont let the bed bugs bite you and let you die in a horribly horrible death. -S told me this before we went to sleep
9. GO SHAVE AN APPLE IF YOU WANNA BE A IDIOT -My friend D told me this.
10. THAT DUDE REMINDS ME OF THAT TABLE! -I was at a resturant with my family...
11. Penguins taste like feathers -I said this...
12. Im a little mouse and ill squash you like a bug! -S's little sister said this...
13. Every time there's an akward silence a gay baby is born! -My friend M told me this wonderful fact...
14. THIS SOFWARE IS SO AMAZING YOU WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A HORSE! -Ray William Johnson on Youtube
15. When your K you stuff food in your gym bag before you go to lunch -I was talking to myself, my clBrassroom buddy was being weird...

BTW Even though i put a warning sign i still made these sentences a little less...cursy. So if words are in italics that means i changed it from a curse word to a better word lol.

Last Edit: Oct 9, 2012 20:46:57 GMT -5 by Lucky-Tiger

I Like Tigers :-{D <(It haz a mustache)
~`~Shard~`~ *MED CAT* *future traitor*
~`~Leopard~`~ *single, ready to ~~kill~~ mingle!*
~`~Ash~`~ *Taken by Night*
~`~Lucky~`~ *Taken by Swift, preggerssss*
~`~Star~`~*Elder and single(wink wink xD )*

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Weird Sentences (WARNING) Oct 15, 2012 19:56:00 GMT -5

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Post by Scarnose on Oct 15, 2012 19:56:00 GMT -5

OOOHHHH I wanna post some
1. "LOL our principle is all like "urmaghurd, I'ma so bold bualalala"- after principle walks by my bus
2. Well that was like a chipmunk on crack.- me after I was tired and sent a bad reply to a rp
3. LOOK AT MY UNICORN! -me derping randomly
4. OMFG YOU.. SHEISSE! CYKA! GRRR- cursing in russian and german LOL

"There's a simplicity to war. Attacking is the only secret. Dare, and the world yields. How quickly they forget that all it takes to change the course of history is the will of a single man."

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Weird Sentences (WARNING) Oct 15, 2012 20:00:27 GMT -5

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Post by Lucky-Tiger on Oct 15, 2012 20:00:27 GMT -5

Lol today i kept kicking this guys chair in launguage clBrass because he still hasnt asked out my friend because they both love eachother, and eventually he turned to me and was like "I'm gonna kill you." lol now i have his phone number xD i get to txt him "ask her"

I Like Tigers :-{D <(It haz a mustache)
~`~Shard~`~ *MED CAT* *future traitor*
~`~Leopard~`~ *single, ready to ~~kill~~ mingle!*
~`~Ash~`~ *Taken by Night*
~`~Lucky~`~ *Taken by Swift, preggerssss*
~`~Star~`~*Elder and single(wink wink xD )*

Click the following link if you want a super happy Lucky: z100.com/l/n1c

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Weird Sentences (WARNING) Oct 15, 2012 20:07:36 GMT -5

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Post by Scarnose on Oct 15, 2012 20:07:36 GMT -5

LOL. I was whacking my friend with my lyre in band about an hour ago, continuously begging her to try out for this honors band we have in our district.
I also curse a lot in foreign languages but no one knows what they mean so I yell them. It was like yelling the f word at the dance a really loudly, or yelling it in the hall i front of a principle who didn't do anything. LOL

"There's a simplicity to war. Attacking is the only secret. Dare, and the world yields. How quickly they forget that all it takes to change the course of history is the will of a single man."

Night Administrator Need something? Posts: 202	Weird Sentences (WARNING) Oct 15, 2012 20:30:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Night on Oct 15, 2012 20:30:34 GMT -5 Here's one of the weirdest sentences I've ever heard: "I'm normal."

Lucky-Tiger Global Moderator ^Dats mah kitty cat Lucky in RL^ Shard the med cat and future traitor Posts: 167	Weird Sentences (WARNING) Oct 15, 2012 20:34:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lucky-Tiger on Oct 15, 2012 20:34:51 GMT -5 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah right!
	I Like Tigers :-{D <(It haz a mustache) ~`~Shard~`~ MED CAT future traitor ~`~Leopard~`~ single, ready to ~~kill~~ mingle! ~`~Ash~`~ Taken by Night ~`~Lucky~`~ Taken by Swift, preggerssss ~`~Star~`~Elder and single(wink wink xD ) Click the following link if you want a super happy Lucky: z100.com/l/n1c

Scarnose Kit Your worst nightmare. Posts: 33	Weird Sentences (WARNING) Oct 15, 2012 20:39:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Scarnose on Oct 15, 2012 20:39:41 GMT -5 Lolyep XD
	"There's a simplicity to war. Attacking is the only secret. Dare, and the world yields. How quickly they forget that all it takes to change the course of history is the will of a single man."

Night Administrator Need something? Posts: 202	Weird Sentences (WARNING) Oct 20, 2012 14:23:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Night on Oct 20, 2012 14:23:02 GMT -5 From my friend, Abbie- "When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Then life will be all like 'whaaaat.'" From me- "When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in Life's eyes."

Lucky-Tiger Global Moderator ^Dats mah kitty cat Lucky in RL^ Shard the med cat and future traitor Posts: 167	Weird Sentences (WARNING) Oct 20, 2012 14:28:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lucky-Tiger on Oct 20, 2012 14:28:12 GMT -5 My friend S- "When life gives you lemons, you got lemons picks up 2 tiny ax when life gives you an ax, you try to chop a rock!" We found tiny axes in my shed so she told me that. xD
	I Like Tigers :-{D <(It haz a mustache) ~`~Shard~`~ MED CAT future traitor ~`~Leopard~`~ single, ready to ~~kill~~ mingle! ~`~Ash~`~ Taken by Night ~`~Lucky~`~ Taken by Swift, preggerssss ~`~Star~`~Elder and single(wink wink xD ) Click the following link if you want a super happy Lucky: z100.com/l/n1c

Night Administrator Need something? Posts: 202	Weird Sentences (WARNING) Oct 20, 2012 14:45:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Night on Oct 20, 2012 14:45:33 GMT -5 Last May at my anime convention, when I was dressed as Arietty and some guy wanted my picture- "ARIETTY, come hither! I need your picture! "

Lucky-Tiger Global Moderator ^Dats mah kitty cat Lucky in RL^ Shard the med cat and future traitor Posts: 167	Weird Sentences (WARNING) Oct 20, 2012 14:50:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lucky-Tiger on Oct 20, 2012 14:50:15 GMT -5 Thats totally not creepy xD and i dont watch anime because im stupid so whos Arietty?
	I Like Tigers :-{D <(It haz a mustache) ~`~Shard~`~ MED CAT future traitor ~`~Leopard~`~ single, ready to ~~kill~~ mingle! ~`~Ash~`~ Taken by Night ~`~Lucky~`~ Taken by Swift, preggerssss ~`~Star~`~Elder and single(wink wink xD ) Click the following link if you want a super happy Lucky: z100.com/l/n1c

Night Administrator Need something? Posts: 202	Weird Sentences (WARNING) Oct 20, 2012 14:53:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Night on Oct 20, 2012 14:53:05 GMT -5 There was a movie called The Secret World of Arietty, and she was a borrower, who is a tiny little person who takes crap that humans won't miss.

Lucky-Tiger Global Moderator ^Dats mah kitty cat Lucky in RL^ Shard the med cat and future traitor Posts: 167	Weird Sentences (WARNING) Oct 20, 2012 14:58:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lucky-Tiger on Oct 20, 2012 14:58:23 GMT -5 ooooo that movie. i just never watched it but it seemed intersting.
	I Like Tigers :-{D <(It haz a mustache) ~`~Shard~`~ MED CAT future traitor ~`~Leopard~`~ single, ready to ~~kill~~ mingle! ~`~Ash~`~ Taken by Night ~`~Lucky~`~ Taken by Swift, preggerssss ~`~Star~`~Elder and single(wink wink xD ) Click the following link if you want a super happy Lucky: z100.com/l/n1c

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Weird Sentences (WARNING) Nov 13, 2012 18:43:02 GMT -5

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Post by Night on Nov 13, 2012 18:43:02 GMT -5

Between my Teacher and Myself:

((I'VE SUBSTITUTED MY REAL NAME WITH 'NIGHT'))

*I was talking during clBrass because I rule*

Teacher: Night, What is so exciting?

Me: This CLBrass is exciting! It makes me want to cry rainbows! I'M JUST SLIDING OUT OF THIS CHAIR!

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Weird Sentences (WARNING) Nov 13, 2012 18:48:36 GMT -5

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Post by Lucky-Tiger on Nov 13, 2012 18:48:36 GMT -5

XD LOLZ
*science clBrass a few days ago when it was snowing*
Teacher: Awwww look, the first snowfall, and we're sharing it together *smiles weirdly*
Me: *leans toward science partner/friend* god help us
Friend and girl in back of me: *start laughing a lot*

god my science teacher...hes creepy....

I Like Tigers :-{D <(It haz a mustache)
~`~Shard~`~ *MED CAT* *future traitor*
~`~Leopard~`~ *single, ready to ~~kill~~ mingle!*
~`~Ash~`~ *Taken by Night*
~`~Lucky~`~ *Taken by Swift, preggerssss*
~`~Star~`~*Elder and single(wink wink xD )*

Click the following link if you want a super happy Lucky: z100.com/l/n1c